millenials: whats your hogwarts house?

gen z: whats your jojo stand?

I hate myself

Wow it's actually accurate

Roman: Logan, you are literally dating the most beautiful side ever.

R: AKA me.

R: Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so the inside of me will look as good as the outside…

Logan: You WHAT.

L: You—… we’re going to the hospital.

R: Sounds good because I think I’m dying…

Imagine having a president that’s so terrible.... you have to ask the previous president.. to be the honorary president to the people.. because the actual president is so bad.

(This took me 10 minutes to write)

Logan: I don’t want you to think that Roman and I are dating, because we’re not. That was purely accidental intercourse.

Virgil: You had intercourse accidentally? What were you trying to do, Lo?

Logan: I was just going to ask him a question.

Virgil: And you’re pants fell off?

If I ever dropped a song I want y’all to over hype it for no reason just to piss people off

Forever 21 X TrevorProject

@ThomasSandersBR Who is she 😍

Remus: *Sitting in a chair* There is something comforting making someone else mow your lawn and watch them suffer!!

Roman: *Screaming at lawnmower for not working*

(🧡ANXIETY WAS THE ORANGE SIDE ALL ALONG??????🧡)

Shannonigans

Well, I think everyone could use a little silliness right now, so f*ck it, Unnecessary Shorts Photoshoot

people really do be getting mad at me for using my own platform to speak out about our fucked system

Don’t mean to brag but I’ve never read a Harry Potter book

Lemon juice with a pinch of salt (warm) every morning lowers cholesterol levels and brings down your weight.