These are currently on sale at American Eagle. Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.

people are like 'planes are crashing because they're woke now' but this is what the guy who just recalled his entire product for safety reasons does all day

I find it to be very easy, actually

do you shame the dads to or is it just moms who are expected to sacrifice everything in order to be considered a good mom to right-wing psychos?

this is actually true. i have arrested over 400 people for doing a misgender, but unfortunately we defunded all the police so the offenders are let right back out onto the street

okay y’all have 24 hours to wrap up this month’s kids vs. dogs discourse

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“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

Didn’t respond to a Slack in an hour

can’t wait for live-tweeting the police scanner trend to end and all the crime & fear influencers in DC have to get their engagement bait elsewhere

Now: Trump's head slowly dropped, his eyes closed. It jerked back upward. He adjusts himself. Then, his head droops again. He straightens up, leaning back. His head doops for a third time, he shakes his shoulders. Eyes closed still. His head drops. Finally, he pops his eyes open.

watching family matters rn, still laugh at this tweet

they are chugging beers and having fun. meanwhile your primary concern is whether or not people on the internet you do not know will perceive you as “cringe” or corny. you are in a prison

Everything being subscription based

Said it once and I'll say it again, we're not supposed to go down there

Don’t get fired hours on this app

In our current dystopian post-Roe world, Trump hopes “leave it to the states” will get him the most votes ― a supposed middle ground on abortion.

But the Arizona + Florida rulings show why it's not sustainable & definitely not a compromise.
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racism and homophobia is wild like imagine you want me dead and i’m just at home reading the wikipedia entry for hot dogs

parental rights unless it’s the right to know if their child’s teacher has a gun in the classroom