The right person will know how to love you..

Imagine hurting the person the universe sent to heal you.❤️‍🩹

Biggest regret so far in this life is not telling more people to go fuck themselves.

Remember

Right now is a great time to let people know you appreciate them

you ever just get tired of being okay with stuff you’re not okay with?

Beautiful souls, leave beautiful imprints in the world. 🤍 👀 Eyes Like Yours 👀 I’ll never ever forget you.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Haha hard to believe so much of a shit show and so much love all in one place

If I share my coffee with you, I must really like you.

sitting in front of me on my flight, she says 'I wish I brought my pillow' and he said, 'that's what my shoulder is for' 🥺🖤

If you’re thinking about dating older men because they’re more mature, let me tell you they have the same exact issues just with more hangy balls.

Never depend on someone else for your own personal happiness or orgasms...

I would rather be at a pumpkin patch or a corn maze right now.

Be positive 😊

Success is not a destination; it's a lifelong journey fueled by passion and purpose.

Not that any of you care, but I will be the next Speaker of the House. I promise to do good things, restore people's rights, and have orgies. Write to your Congressman today, let's do this!!!

October is for going to pumpkin patches while making sure no pumpkins get shoved up your ass.