Feels a bit like an order from upon high to go hard 3 days from polling day...I guess the test will be (a) how much influence does a paper with dwindling physical readership have and (b) who - if anyone - they endorse. They endorsed no candidate last time, from memory.

Count Binface should have had a manifesto commitment to cap fancy coffee prices as well as pastries

One of my favourite books of all time

Some might say that you are a curse 😂

An astonishing fact

Amazing they sold Austrian Manner wafer biscuits…a favourite of mine but not easy to find even today in the uk!

Private Eye on it over Rwanda flights

This is not on. It really isn’t.

There's a similar job to be done on HIF monies - my understanding is that despite public announcements of allocations some years ago, some of the HIF money has yet to be released by HMT. Great way to make the Treasury's baseline for budgeting look better than it is

He's right. Plus handing over suburban commuter services to @tfl has cross-party support. TfL has demonstrated how it can run and improve services. Plus with full 'metroisation' of south London's rail network, you potentially unlock thousands of new homes standard.co.uk/news/transport…

Remember watching this live. Tbf she was fair game and played along