Chums! Malcy and Ralphy have been having Drunken Parties with their Nanaphones! All day yesterday!!
I did have a tantrum (it’s true) but then I realised my best chance of having a turn was to be quiet. Also, I thought I would have more luck borrowing Ralphy’s Nanaphone than…

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I've neglected myself over the last few years.
Thanks to SM trolls, being told 'you're nothing special' 'you're ugly' etc I've not felt worthy of anyone or anything.
That's about to change after my recent good news.
I'm as good as anyone and worthy of anyone or anything❤

Lovely view - love where I live 🌊🌅

Pawrenting advice please! My little guy who is now 4 has a habit of chewing my computers cables (very expensive habit) Ive tried Tabasco, silver tape... anyone has a better, safer idea please?

Night .. sleep well much love ❤️

#OnThisDay 1995 : Muriel's Wedding was released in UK cinemas.

Watch the trailer here : youtube.com/watch?v=vwkCIp…

#90s

Just hit my head 😱 advice for not getting a bruise please

Watching the original Gene Wilder #CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory from 1971 and eating hotel chocolat Easter egg 😊 (did a fifty minute swim first 🏊🏻‍♀️)

I’m joining a local bookclub tomorrow night to discuss #AGuiltySecret and they’re already stacking up the questions for me 😅😅😅
Might even have to re-read my own book 😳

A big thank you to the lovely Fiona Cummins (whose INCREDIBLE book #AllOfUsAreBroken is out on 26 April) for these lovely words about #TheGuests which publishes in just over 5 weeks!@VikingBooksUK

V late to the party, but I knew I wanted to listen to The List of Suspicious Things by Jennie Godfrey & had to wait for my credit. Absolutely loving it so far — it's always SO satisfying when the hype is real!

Had some cake toppers left from my launch party so I’m delivering cupcakes to a few local friends who’ve supported my books. #TheLastListofMabelBeaumont
#TheDayShelleyWoodhouseWokeUp

She’s hanging on in there! No doubt this will be the last week but this was a milestone that wasn’t even in my sights. Two months in the Sunday Times top 10 is beyond my wildest dreams. Thank you to every single reader #booktwitter #TheListofSuspiciousThings

Friends! Remember the other day we asked what a Nanaphone was? We’d never seen one. Well, Lo-And-Behold! Our dear friend Annie Annie F R, Phoebe 🌈& Teddy Henri 🧸🇸🇬🇮🇹 popped two in the post for Ralphy and Me! Aren’t we lucky! We love them! 🍌 🍌

I made a quick call to Bertie Lakeland straight away, to…

Monica 🌊🌻💙🏳️‍🌈 Bohemian Rhapsody- #Queen 👑
Brian May #Legends

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I absolutely love the chance to connect with readers and there are a few more events left on the spring #TheListofSuspiciousThings tour. Come along! Link for tickets in bio #booktwitter