forget about your astrology sign, what’s your Bristol Stool Chart number?

wish there was a daily rate limit on my thoughts

the Supreme Court is banned from Ba Sing Se.

Happy birthday to me 😭😭😭😭

The news is always like: 'America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free.'

as someone who teaches sixth grade boys, this one two buckle my shoe kid is the bane of my existence right now

this game sucks

do they just find the absolute meanest people on earth and give them jobs with TSA or…?

begging people to realize that the phrase “did a complete 360” doesn’t mean what they keep thinking it means

very annoyed that we need the sun to survive but it can also severely burn us at the same time

there is no reason that asparagus has to do that to us

just heard dudewizard (for Managed Democracy) forget the phrase “national anthem” and he said “other countries’ theme songs”

giving up being nice so I can start being kind

Notice when your “good girl” conditioning kicks in and you’re quick to betray your own needs to make the other person comfortable.

us lady gals know there is a difference between taking a shower and taking a SHOWER

….yikes