Nina Conti (@ninaconti )

Nina Conti

Bio Ventriloquist and film maker and Monkey. Come see me live here-
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Account created 10-05-2009 17:08:43
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Twitter Web App : On 3 June, Boris Johnson pledged that 100% of in-person tests would be turned around within 24 hours by the end of June. The latest data shows that the current figure is 15.1% - a record low.

Twitter Web App : If your MP voted yesterday to keep children in poverty hungry this Christmas, send them this. Bombard them with it.…

Twitter Web App : Mel Giedroyc’s ‘Unforgivable’ coming to Dave soon. You know what’s really unforgivable? How cute we look.

iPhone : On sale in the morning. News: New Work-In-Progress Dates for Stewart Lee…

iPhone : #BORAT is back in America and we all wanna see if you-know-who was really just tucking his shirt in. Be part of tomorrow’s watch party at 8pm! @iaindoesjokes ONSCREEN @primevideoUK #ad

Twitter Web App : this is what transparency in activism looks like.

feminist coalition are in need of donations to continue their vital work on the ground in nigeria. visit to donate using bitcoin.

#endsars #lekkitollgatemassacre…

Android : Spectre & Vox is now LIVE on @Kickstarter!

Please back us to help make this project happen and get a copy of this amazing game!…

Twitter Web App : So... I know that there would probably have no halloween this year but I still want to get in the mood and paint pumpkins, so what better idea to make it Little Britain themed! Thanks to David Walliams HQ and MATT LUCAS for inspiring me each day that I’m living, thank you! 🥰

iPhone : Interesting job ad. Department of Health looking for a Senior Delivery Manager for test and trace operations. *£2,000 a day.* Experience of turning around failing call centres a must.…

iPhone : Join us tonight for our first live Screaming Blue Murder Comedy Club performance since March!!

Wednesday 21 October 8pm | £11

Line-up is subject to change

May contain strong language and adult material; suitable for 16+

Twitter Web App : 𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓸𝓾𝓽

This week joining Brett Goldstein on Films To Be Buried With is Hamiltons MICHAEL JIBSON

Brett & Mike chat pauses, the Madness musical, Rob Reiner as international treasure, nostalgia, classics, memories of memories & MORE…

Twitter Web App : Covid-19 dogs started their work today at the Helsinki Airport at arrival hall 2B. Dogs have been trained to detect the coronavirus from the test wipes given by the testperson. Service is voluntary and primarily targeted for passengers arriving from abroad.

iPhone : Come and join Mad Etiquette this Sat at 1130am for their final showing of the hilarious and totally marvellous Captain Cauliflower and Marvin the Mischievous Moose. Suitable for little ones and their well-behaved grown ups. #Brighton #Familyshows #Comedy

Twitter Web App : I dont insist on the pronouns he/him, because, being a cis man, I scarcely feel negated by people (either deliberately or accidentally) misgendering me. But perhaps I ought to, in solidarity with my trans buddies? #PronounsDay #TryingToGetItRight

iPhone : Yesterday I managed to delay eating my packed lunch until 2pm!!! I consider this ‘winning’
#ItsTheLittleThings #SmallVictories #PatYourselfOnTheBack #StayPositive

iPhone : Hey Boris Johnson can we talk about this Tony Abbot thing? He’s not a good guy and making this move will be really bad for everyone. Can you please reconsider? It’s not going to end well with that guy.

iPhone : just added Meg Stalter to the lineup for my album release show tomorrow, 8pm ET! free, virtual, sensual, important? RSVP now—limited space available! 💫

💔? out tomorrow (!!!)

Twitter Web App : Unbelievable- we have over 150 parents (out of 900 pupils) who have requested help over half term. Their experiences are truly heartbreaking. Since when has letting children go hungry been ok? 😢…

Twitter Web App : Melanie Maynard House 💫

A new depot to support the growing need for FareShare in Greater Manchester.

The real superstars in this country can be found in the heart of most cities, towns and villages. To you all, THANK YOU for continuing to catch us when we fall ♥️

iPhone : End of an era the Argos catalog after 42 years. Sign of the times, dont blame Covid. Amazon was the final nail in the coffin. I sold loads of my products in that catalog over the years.Thank you ARGOS you served the UK public very well.

Twitter Web App : Ric Watts So sad to hear Ric. You are brilliant. The true definition of a creative producer. Everything a director wants & needs.
Open, empathetic, honest & insightful. Firm when u need to be ,supportive when I need u to be. Always there with the right note at the right time.Thx so much x

Twitter Web App : Dear Twitter. I’m giving away a book! You just need to RT this and be following me for a chance to win. You might like it if you like one of these:
Social history
The Sea
Linocut art
ALSO: you get a free small hedgehog and badger!