Make a wild guess, Aakar.

Fun fact: Aakar Patel is so damn obsessed with Modi he collects his dolls and then ‘scolds’ them. Next level psychotic behaviour.

How Congress poll promise of ‘wealth redistribution’ would have panned out.

Says the one who passes off his brain farts as gems from ‘Bangladeshi Uber driver in New York’ while getting high images of crumbling buildings in Kolkata jo ek hawa ke jhonke mein gir jaaye.

Tumhara terrorist terrorist, humara terrorist activist? Osama jo Pakistan mein ghus kar pelne wale India ko gyaan na hi dein. Also, today is Osama unalive anniversary

How to spot an AAPtard

Important Thread 🧵

Rahul Gandhi अपनी एक चुनावी रैली में कितनी बार Fake News और Disinformation का सहारा लेते हैं

ये जानने के लिए हमने मंगलवार 30 अप्रैल, 2024 को भिंड (मध्यप्रदेश) में हुई राहुल गाँधी की चुनावी रैली को सैंपल के तौर पर लिया

Savera, claiming to be crusaders against all forms of supremacy targeted PM Modi during Lok Sabha elections, joining hands with Scroll, known for its falsehoods.
With their focus on undermining India's sovereignty, they peddle narratives to please their masters!

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And then you’d be depressed.

Pannun ji ki unalive hone ki baat ho rahi thi, Goldy ji got unalived instead.

One of the many lies spread about Godhra carnage and subsequent riots is that ‘riots started on 28th feb but army came only on 1st march, wasting three precious days’ - they forget feb has 28 days. This + other lies on army deployment

Rahul Gandhi says at 7 he beat the person who taught him rules of chess at the first game he played. Sir, I always beat my grandma at chess when she taught me. She would let me win because I was 6 and also I cried a lot.

Congressi showing where they will take you if they come to power.

Monisha thi toh BJP join ki, Maya hoti toh Congressi/Communist hoti.

#MiddleClassVsElites

ધ્વજ પ્રકાશશે ઝળળ કસુંબી,
પ્રેમ શૌર્ય અંકિત;
તું ભણવ ભણવ નિજ સંતજિ સઉને,
પ્રેમ ભક્તિની રીત
ઊંચી તુજ સુંદર જાત,
જય જય ગરવી ગુજરાત.

Still find it hard to believe Ram Mandir is here. It is crazy how what once appeared like an unattainable dream has become reality and we have been able to witness it come alive. Maybe those who saw Somnath mandir being reclaimed felt similarly.

Bhai, vaccine se zyada covid ke side effects rahe hai #CKMKB

High point of day is maid returning for work. Adulting sucks.