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Jonathan Jones 🦆

@nmrqip

Part time NMR spectroscopist and quantum mechanic; full time curmudgeon and professional cynic. Heretical Globularist 🌍 All tweets are personal.

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Joanna Cherry KC(@joannaccherry) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Out for Independence Your tweet is grossly defamatory & in breach of The SNP code of conduct. I’ve reported it to the party’s National Secretary & he has promised me to take urgent action. Your attacks on a prominent party representative who is also a lesbian are disgraceful

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Violet Greenwhite(@VGreenwhite) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Helen Joyce PanBillyBraggWoman 🦕🦖 I keep coming back to the same thing: if you are the board member of an organisation which claims to be single sex then you cannot also claim you don't know the sex of one of the employees.

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Matt Cartoons(@MattCartoonist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

✍️ 'I hope the King's prostate operation won't be marked with a special set of stamps'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph

Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints

Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

✍️ 'I hope the King's prostate operation won't be marked with a special set of stamps' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
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Simon Edge(@simonjedge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I find that if you tell people non-binary is attention-seeking bullshit on the part of those who think they're too special to be either male or female, they express immediate relief – because this was what they always thought too, but were too afraid to say it out loud

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Simon Edge(@simonjedge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The board member of the Edinburgh Rape Crisis Centre, a woman with two degrees, is not alone in not knowing the 'correct answer' when asked if a 'non-binary' person has a sex. Most people who sign up to woo are not able to speak coherently about the things they profess to believe

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Kathleen Stock(@Docstockk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Who could have predicted that in the 21st century, so much time would have to be spent typing out the phrase 'humans are not sequential hermaphrodites'?

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Maya Forstater(@MForstater) 's Twitter Profile Photo

By 'do your due diligence' they mean discriminate on the basis of belief in your recruitment.

Charities would be wise *not* to do this 🙄

By 'do your due diligence' they mean discriminate on the basis of belief in your recruitment. Charities would be wise *not* to do this 🙄
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Paul Brand(@PaulBrandITV) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Extraordinarily, Fujitsu boss accuses the Post Office of DELETING reference to the bugs from witness statements provided by Fujitsu employees.

He suggests the statements were passed to PO, but by the time they were seen in court, the references had been deleted.

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Paul Brand(@PaulBrandITV) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Post Office Inquiry is hearing from Fujitsu's UK Chief Executive.

Paul Patterson says bugs and defects in Horizon have been known *from the start*.

An example includes the 'Callendar Square' bug, which caused data to be lost meaning *payments and receipts didn't balance*.

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Fraser Nelson(@FraserNelson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here’s one of the Covid models that seems to have got Edmunds his knighthood. Red is actual. data.spectator.co.uk/sage

Here’s one of the Covid models that seems to have got Edmunds his knighthood. Red is actual. data.spectator.co.uk/sage
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Fraser Nelson(@FraserNelson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ve just seen this. LSHTM Omicron modelling was staggeringly wrong - and yet a knighthood for Edmunds?

The honours system now seems to systematically reward failure and cronyism.

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Simon Edge(@simonjedge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Being Jewish at Auschwitz in 1944 = UNSAFE

Sitting in a cinema in 2024 watching a film about people being murdered in 1944 ≠ UNSAFE

THIS SHOULD NOT NEED SAYING

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Simon Edge(@simonjedge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Was there ever a more tasteless example of the current distortion of the word ‘unsafe’? The Zone of Interest is about the family life of the commander of Auschwitz while he’s exterminating the inmates. Watching the film is not the same as being murdered in a gas chamber. FFS.

Was there ever a more tasteless example of the current distortion of the word ‘unsafe’? The Zone of Interest is about the family life of the commander of Auschwitz while he’s exterminating the inmates. Watching the film is not the same as being murdered in a gas chamber. FFS.
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Phil Craig(@philmcraig) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This statement from ⁦Katharine Birbalsingh⁩ could be a template for how a school or a whole multiracial society can flourish. It’s hard to see how anyone reasonable could oppose it. Yet her Michaela school ethos is now threatened by fanatics & we learn today that they get legal aid.

This statement from ⁦@Miss_Snuffy⁩ could be a template for how a school or a whole multiracial society can flourish. It’s hard to see how anyone reasonable could oppose it. Yet her Michaela school ethos is now threatened by fanatics & we learn today that they get legal aid.
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Jonathan Jones 🦆(@nmrqip) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Yet here we are, watching as another woman – it’s always a woman, isn’t it? – is apparently demonised and punished for speaking out of turn, for saying things that are not only empirically and biologically true but are protected in law.” telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/01/1…

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Malcolm Clark(@TwisterFilm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

20./ The tragedy is the LGBTQ+ lobby is manufacturing a fact-free scare about 'conversion therapy' in order to enforce so-called 'gender affirmation'. This deliberate transing of gender non comforming kids is the real conversion therapy. And the scandal of our age.

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