Good evening to everyone except people who pronounce 'can' like 'Ken'

What are you looking forward to today?

Every single Sunday night I question why I actually got a job.

Are they actually mentally stable or just good at hiding red flags?

What do you need today?

Boobs. That's it, that's the tweet.

F is for....

It's Friday and it's time to set the mood, what music are you listening to?

Some of us men in Twitter be like..

What are you drinking tonight?

Thick thighs do save lives, so go out there and be a hero.

It's Wednesday, in honor of hump day, what is the biggest obstacle you've had to overcome?

I don't need drugs to enjoy life, but they definitely enhance it.

It's Tuesday, what's your favorite 'T' word?

You made it, what did you accomplish today?

Screaming at the top of your lungs in your car will always be cheaper than therapy.

What do you do to cool down on a hot day?