This is true; this side of the Atlantic we cannot believe that there are takeaways in America where they have managed to deep-fry disappointment.

The Kate Middleton Photo Scandal has now got me seriously questioning this. 😒

There was something very odd in the PM’s speech last night - something which infuses RE in the primary school curriculum too: the idea that everyone in this country is religious in one way or another, when we know from polls that over half the population is not religious. 1/7

one thing this thread doesn't mention which seems relevant is that Badenoch is Gove's protégé and has Murdoch's blessing.

Apologies to anyone who attended my Dune Experience. I was let down by suppliers at the last minute and I'm very sorry.

Dear O2 as this is the only way you seem to engage with me: You have still not reimbursed the £300 owed to my mother as she was scammed whilst in hospital for stomach surgery due to bowel cancer. 1/

Actually: The tragedy of Blackpool

Shirley at 19. She thought she might pursue fashion illustration, but said later that the people she drew had too much character!

Hey Richard Holden MP I'm a people. And I've just heard you on Times Radio - unedited, and unclipped - and your refusal to engage with the misrepresentation clip on your Twitter feed is disgraceful, and damaging. To your party, and to the nation.

You know it’s all over when you walk into the foyer of the Live Aid musical and are edged out the way by a photographer trying to take a shot of Arlene Phillips. Oh the irony 🤦‍♂️

'Speaking from a literal jacuzzi of cash, the CEO of British Gas said 'it's not us, it's that nasty Mr Putin's fault''

Manic Street Preachers lyric generator

When you say “my parents worked hard to give me a good education” you’re saying two things.

• State education, which I am in charge of, is bad and should be avoided at all costs.
• If you’re a parent who can’t afford to do that, you aren’t working hard enough for your kids.

It always amuses me that everyone forgets Anita Roddick nicked the idea and the name off an American business that was actually based in an old garage (which was why it was an actual pun)

A story in four acts. #Trump #Tories

Happy 11th birthday to this pair of headlines

Best typo ever. 😂

Kwasi Kwarteng stepping down, his greatest achievement being responsibility for my most all-time banging tweet.

‘I can be easily pressured into bad decisions,’ admits Rishi Sunak

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