Leaked photo of Melania’s face during intercourse with trump surfaces...

It was decided not to leak trumpies face in the interests of people not hurling everywhere...

Donald Trump has been a blessing for drugs prevention.
Does anyone still think cocaine is cool?

Why do rich people always need more money?? Why are they so damn greedy?!

Is this a true photo? Even Melanias face is trying to escape here...

Omfg this Biden shit is so out of control...Dems are going down in 2020....we eat our own. We are done. All hail king Trump. 🖕🤬🖕

The last couple days were probably the most eventful in human history.
There are now three Mexicos, Puerto Rico left the US and New York flew to Germany.
The combo Trump/Fox News is truly a force to be reckoned with.

One more thing...

You are not speaker anymore so why is your twitter handle still Paul Ryan?

You need to update it and I thought of the perfect handle for you: #CowardlyRyan . Since you never had the guts or the courage to stand up to Donald Trump.

Kids, go to school, become Democrat and don't have plastic surgery, or you could become one of them.

Let's hear it 😂😂😂😂

So true!

I've been waiting 2-1/2 years for someone to say 'April Fools' to this.