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Balderdash

@notDcfcBoss

I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door,
the layers of nuance caught their eyes,
the day I won The Turner Prize.

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Be rude not to on National Unicorn Day. The only question I had when I bought this was ‘Is one enough?’

Be rude not to on National Unicorn Day. The only question I had when I bought this was ‘Is one enough?’
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This is very easy. Yes they can when they’re playing for England but when they’re playing for their club sides that would be contravening the laws of the game.

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Rio Ferdinand said he cannot believe that wasn‘t a penalty and is walking around ‘with my arms on top of my hands on top of my head,’ which is something I really hope they’ve caught on camera.

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Liverpool had 15 shots to United’s 0. You’d think that United can’t possibly be that bad in the second half but I don’t know, maybe they can.

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Sam Northeast currently 328 not out attempting to become only the third man in history (Ponsford and Lara) to score over 400 twice in first class cricket.

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Looking forward to the Women’s qualifiers starting tonight but how FIFA have managed to get numbers 2, 3 & 6 ranked sides in the world (England, France & Sweden) in the same group is beyond me.

Looking forward to the Women’s qualifiers starting tonight but how FIFA have managed to get numbers 2, 3 & 6 ranked sides in the world (England, France & Sweden) in the same group is beyond me.
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Would be amazing if the clocks didn’t go forward - like, if every one and every thing just stopped and we all become trapped in a soulless, sterile, eternal void.

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Leverkusen losing 0-1 most of the game, score in the 88th and 91st. Bayern lose 0-2 at home. Only 7 games left. It’s done. Leverkusen (five times runner-up) are finally going to win their first Bundesliga and Harry Kane seems to be jinxed.

Leverkusen losing 0-1 most of the game, score in the 88th and 91st. Bayern lose 0-2 at home. Only 7 games left. It’s done. Leverkusen (five times runner-up) are finally going to win their first Bundesliga and Harry Kane seems to be jinxed.
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