Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss )


Bio I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door,
the layers of nuance caught their eyes,
the day I won The Turner Prize.

Location Worcester/Derby
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Account created 01-08-2016 17:45:31
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Twitter Web App : John Rain Funny you should say that John because I had a dream the other night that I was meeting you only I couldn’t find you. Some bloke said you were leaning against the fence but I still couldn’t find you and came to the conclusion that you couldn’t be real.

Twitter Web App : Looking forward to working with these two again soon. It hasnt always been easy.

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Twitter Web App : Extracts from the plague diary of Mark ne-Francois-Pepys

July 3rd 1665

Up pretty betimes and after a bowl of Sugar Puffs made with Monster, with great pleasure viewing the play of my activities this last lockdown, most admirable, well acted and animated by @benharveyadhd.

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Twitter Web App : The other day I was walking the dog and heard a woman in her garden say to her husband:

"ah there's a very handsome fella... or... lady?? on the other side of the road!"

and I think she meant the dog but if she meant me I'm still quite flattered tbh

Twitter Web App : Derby/Forest East Midlands derby at 12:30 tomorrow. Pubs opening at 6am. Highly irresponsible from the government. It only gives them 6 and a half hours pre-match drinking time.