on this day in 1945, Hitler did the only good thing he ever did; die.

gm logging on

everyone is mad at her for stealing from charity (bad)

but im mad at her for trying to be a thoughtleader (worse)

Never even considered this but the sustained popularity of It's Always Sunny does prove that what these comedians say about comedy is just pure bitterness that people don't find them funny anymore because IASIP is not PC at all and it's hilarious

Probably.

i am so fucking obsessed with these AI slop accounts on facebook that post variations on this with the same irrelevant caption 1000 times per day

yeah me and some buddies got together over the weekend and TRON-style trapped pete buttigieg in a ps2

Legit question for festival organizers - How do I get rid of the 30-50 hotdog vendors that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

I might go as far as to call anybody with a Yankees jersey with a name on the back a barbarian with no respect for the team or the game itself.

Anybody with a Tom Brady baseball jersey is a whole list of things we can’t print here.

“Oh, just the crimes.”

Is he …. riding a skateboard?

accidently looking at my tallboy can while driving and initiating an unskippable cutscene that ends tragically for a family of six

Messages that you can expect to receive years after leaving a startup

big news day in Scotland

Jerry Seinfeld saying you can't write sitcoms anymore because of woke despite the fact his old writing partner just wrapped up a 24-year run of one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time, is arguably the funniest thing he's done in decades - funnier even than Bee Movie, perhaps

Hahaha

The Tampa Bay Rays' City Connect uniforms look like the packaging for a vape cartridge that got recalled for containing traces of formaldehyde.

we're living in a world where two rival versions of Sublime are touring simultaneously - yesterday Sublime headlined a festival in Orlando and Sublime With Rome headlined at Red Rocks - my question is, why stop at two Sublimes? Let's get as many Sublimes on the road as possible