very sweet to name it after his last 4 wives

Since we will no longer be able to call Tweets tweets, I humbly suggest “mistakes” as the new branding for all posts on the X platform.

“In Elon’s latest mistake…”

Imagine dinosaurs posing with an asteroid

Jack really fucked us. That's it. That's the tweet.

When a private citizen can pay $44 billion for a media company — “the world’s town square” — and both crash the civility of the discourse and incinerate 17 years of brand equity within 10 months …. we have too much concentration of wealth in the hands of too few.

amazing coincidence that nuclear bombs were invented during the only war to ever definitely 100% require nuclear bombs to be dropped to end it, and we never needed to use them before or since. inside a month from test to single required use, what luck

The hundreds of people who over two decades made Twitter a household name and iconic logo hearing Elon is throwing away billions of brand equity

the guy who invented playing a slowed down pop song in movie trailers

Silicon Valley billionaires: Take one liberal arts class. One. Any single one. I am begging you.

Elon Musk

India has prohibited the export of non-basmati white rice with immediate effect in fear of a production shortfall due to climate-induced crop failure. India accounts for more than 40% of world rice exports, to more than 140 countries. reuters.com/markets/commod…

I was not expecting time travelers to show up in hour two of Oppenheimer

I witnessed a UX design masterclass at the vet today. When vets examine cats' teeth, it often turns into a wrestling match. Not with this guy! He gently poked my cat's face with a little stick, and the cat immediately started biting it, showing all of their teeth. Zero friction.

They finally make a movie for people who are 12 inches tall with no genitals and those people don't even like it.

Interesting fact: Tony Bennett was demoted during World War II because he ate with a black soldier before racial integration. Tony Bennett invited his Black friend, Frank Smith, to dine with him at a time when soldiers were still officially segregated. As a result, a bigoted…

🙋🏻‍♂️ Christina Nguyen White, myself, and the broader leadership team Loom are 👀 for a 🤩 manager + craftsperson to help Loom achieve its potential as a medium.

Management experience at a consumer product co that highly values design is ❤️

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if you're a young person, ask a middle-aged man what music they listened to in the 90s. let them talk for 30 mins. act interested and say 'oh wow no way that's so cool.' after that you can ask them for any favor