Elon Muski...😀

You don't. You come straight from the Dandy comic strip...😀

I see Gary Barlow is still taking hostages...😀

I think you beleive I have some kind of fetish cleaning feet...😀

It's a total eclipse of the eclipse...😀

Update: The engineer has come round and told me the Rapture machine needs new parts but my Rapture machine is an old model so getting parts will take a while. Sorry for the inconvenience...😀

After the Rapture, the only border crisis will be the one in Hell.

Sorry everyone. The Rapture machine is broken. I'm on it but I'm just waiting for an engineer to call me back. Said he'd call within the next hour or two hopefully...😀

Who's looking after my diary as I don't have a Rapture down for today?...😀

Sorry no donuts. Donut machine is broken...🙃

It means he's sharted...😀

No one wants Robotaxi. We want Robocop...😀

Six words a day is going take you a century to get a book written...😀

Disco tablecloth...😀

It means he's sharted...😀

I'm trying to make my signals more obvious...😀

Marjorie you need to stop watching Ghostbusters if you're going to get scared every time you watch it...😀

Count Binface for London Mayor. The only sane logical choice...😀

That will be Dad who did that. He does this every 2,000 years or so...😀

It's my dad isn't it. He always does this...😀