I am in a bar that is also a consignment shop and it’s so dangerous

Exciting update about our sculpture at MIT, a robin has built a nest in it! And it's having babies! (photo credit Bill McKenna)

I NEED to talk to someone about this season of survivor lol

THEY GOT RID OF THE RAT HOLE, THE DAY BEFORE I GOT HERE?!?

got off the bidet before hitting stop on the remote and got blasted on the side of the head

Does the FTC non-compete thing apply to musicians radius clauses and stuff like that too

Climbing gym recs in Chicago?

Ricks silly sitting reminded me of poorly drawn cats

I’m happy that trees are getting leaves and blooming but oh my god it’s kicking my ass

We’re cute

People are hardcore dancing at the grind show and it’s so funny and awkward and off beat

Why’s this cookbook the size of my torso

had too much dill, so I made a dill simple syrup, and made a cocktail with vodka, st germain, lime juice, and sparkling water