I can’t even lie, if the economy crashes soon and things get a little more affordable, I’d have another baby. Lol

Me bawling my eyes out at 10:45pm bc I’m screaming “who’s afraid of little old me” on my drive home.

If there’s one thing I’m proud of, it’s the fact I’ve never bought from fast fashion. No fashion Nova, no SHEIN, no brandy melville.

As the world gets more and more expensive, I have almost no desire to leave Ohio. I would rather live here and be able to travel when I want. The cost of living is WILD.

Someone asked me what my favorite food was and I wanted to say something basic like pizza or tacos but when I really thought about it…..a baked potato is gonna hit for me every damn time and the topping choices are endless!

One thing I will say is I may not have the most significant life of all time, but to Sloan and charlee I am SO significant….and for that I’m eternally grateful 💞

A lot of people will say don’t have kids, and for a few reasons I can agree; HOWEVER Sloan is absolutely hilarious and so loving, so I’m super glad I had at least one.

I put on the land before time for Sloan and here I am BAWLING and she’s rubbing my arm saying “it’s okay mommy” sorry kid didn’t mean to traumatize you

Whenever I watch intervention and they say “this person spends like $200 a day on their habit” like HOW BRO?!?! That’s a lot of pussy to sell

Whenever I get a notification that Apple took some random amount of money, I think of that Tiktok sound that’s like “but you did a good job at really fucking up my day!!!!”

Charlee and I really made a perfect miracle with sloan 🥰

Sometimes I randomly remember that Kobe passed away and it takes my breath away all over again.

I’m so excited for the weather to break! These dogs and I need our LONG hot girl walks back!

I’ve got Sloan hooked on the show BraceFace I completely forgot about it!!!

Getting an unexpected day off with Sloan is the best

The character Ava from Abbott elementary might be my favorite TV character of all time. Absolutely hilarious.

Misery loves Company. Hopefully my baby daddy finds some soon 🥰🥰

Yesterday was one of the best Easter’s we’ve had in a while 🥰

Morbid Knowledge This dog already loved the baby, even before he was born 🥹🩵

The fact that I just googled how far is LA from Orange County and it’s only 38 miles has me ready to beat the absolute living hell out of Drake Bell’s mom!! You couldn’t drive an hour and 30 minutes to spare your son a lifetime of pain?!!?!?? #QuietOnSet