The scene with the defence attorney's video in Jury Duty absolutely killed me.

15 years on. The letter still keeps popping up when I least expect it.

Turning up to a BBQ with a bag of liver.

I asked ChatGPT to re-write the lyrics to 'Regulate' and make them all about running a small carpet cleaning business in Bracknell. I have to say, the result is delightful.

I’d like to see Bluey’s dad lose it just once. Just like quietly walk into another room alone and scream into a pillow.

We're in a universe where Timothée Chalamet was never born

People roam the streets

squinting

hungry for answers

answers to questions nobody remembers asking

Fog

A peach sinks into a pool of black oil

The ashes of a forest fire

An empty perfume bottle

A single word

VOID

If you work in advertising and you're not already sending Craig a script to direct you're a fooooooooooooooooool. He's mega. And I love him. shots.net/news/view/crai…

Hands up who wants to see Nick Cave’s Gladiator 2.

Stood here squinting at this and feeling that I don’t understand anything anymore.

Shout out to the elderly lady at Dukes Cinema in Brighton who just sat sobbing with me until the lights came up. Oh Lordy. What a film.

The Internet was so much better when we didn’t have to make cookie decisions on every website. I would gladly sign a blanket deal with the whole internet allowing it to do whatever the hell it likes with my cookies. I also hate the word “cookies”.

These are the posters to go with the TV ad for Flora Plant Butter. Made at Pablo with dave dye

Some ads for Flora Plant butter I wrote at Pablo and shot with James Rouse.

Our family holiday superpower is arriving at the beach at EXACTLY midday. Peak sun. No water. Squinting at rows of occupied sun beds. Shouting about waking up earlier then setting up a “perfectly nice” camp in a rapidly decreasing shaft of shade next to some bins.

Shout out to the legend that gave me a parking ticket because I put a zero instead of the letter O into the machine.

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