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that deep clean after being in a depressive state>>>

need a comically large piano to fall on top of me

People really be taking off they shoes in the movie theater like they ain’t gotta walk through shit like this

the sun is out, currently photosynthesizing

The scream I scrumpt when Sophie and Jesse kissed!!! Istg if he isn't the father 💀 #HowIMetYourFather

why McDonald’s wanna call they sprite a soft drink bitch that is hard liquor

I’m going to give $10,000 to someone random who retweets this tweet to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

Fixed it!

anyone who spoils spider-man is not seeing heaven

Okay Saturday Night Live - SNL and billie eilish this SNL was legit the funniest and most well done episode I have seen in years 🤝🤯❤️

Sorry

LOOK AT HOW SHE ATE THAT

me: shit isn’t due till november i got time

november:

We’re getting closer to the end of October which means Mariah Carey is defrosting as we speak

A society becoming accustomed to mass death just as climate impacts start gaining strength is not a good thing.

eagerly waiting to be a homeowner so I can do stuff like this to my property

I’m getting real ducking tired of this…

A tradition like no other 🦆🗣

(via GoDucks)

Nothing more embarrassing than handing the gas stations attendant my card saying “$5 please” and him raising his eyebrows going “seriously?” 😔