If you are a man

being jacked and financially secure

is just a bare minimum.

Game ya muziki ni ngumu sana, kuna yule mnigeria aliimba 'love boat' na Diamond kashapotea kabisa.

Tumia hela kwa ajili yako,

Tumia hela kwa ajili ya wazazi wako,

Tumia hela kwa ajili ya wadogo zako,

Tumia hela na marafiki,

Kabla hujatumia kwa demu wako.

Watakushukuru sana, lakini demu wako ataona ni haki yake.

Betting inakufanya uamini mafanikio ni bahati na sio kufanya kazi kwa bidii,

Ndio au hapana?

Unatakiwa kujua password ya mwanamke,

Mwanamke hatakiwi kujua password yako,

Mwisho.

MASTURBATION IS BAD!

MASTURBATION IS BAD!!

MASTURBATION IS BAD !!!

Men that are addicted to 'MASTURBATION' might end up not ejaculating or having sexual urges with having intimacy with their wife.

Kama unataka kuongeza misuli na mwili,

Kula mayai 3-5 kila siku

48% ya Yai hugeuka na kuwa tishu,

Kumbuka misuli ni tishu.

Huyu mwanamke anaitaka ndoa kwa sababu rafiki yake amependeza sana kwenye harusi.

Waoga na wasiojiamini ni lugha gani hiyo admin?

“Healthy breakfast”
- Granola
- Fruit in bottom yogurt
- Cheerios

“Unhealthy breakfast”
- Meat
- Eggs
- Full fat yogurt

One is fake. The other is real food.

Kufanikiwa maishani lazima utoe sadaka;

Kama unataka kupungua toa sadaka sukari,

Kama unataka kuendelea toa sadaka starehe,

Kama unataka hela toa sadaka wanawake,

Kama unataka misuli toa sadaka uvumilivu,

Kama unataka maarifa toa sadaka uvivu.

Hakuna kinachokuja rahisi.

Space laser-Direct Energy Weapons sio conspiracy theory.

Ni teknolojia ambayo imeshatumika.

Hii inaaminiwa imeua Rais wa Iran

Rais wa Iran alishambuliwa kutoka angani na space laser,

Orodha ya marais waliokufa kwa ajali za angani;

🇵🇾 Rais wa Paraguay-1940 🛩️
🇵🇭 Rais wa Philippines-1957🛩️
🇧🇷 Rais wa Brazil-1958🛩️
🇮🇶 Rais wa Iraq-1966🛩️
🇧🇷 Rais wa Brazil-1967🛩️
🇧🇴 Rais wa Bolivia-1969 🚁
🇪🇨 Rais wa

This is stupid!

Kumbuka haya;

1. Kuna wanaume watakulala usipokuwa na akili
2. Kusimamia maneno yako ni mamlaka makubwa
3. Usiruke ruke na 'ndio' , 'hapana' au 'labda'
4. Kuwa yule yule na mwenye maamuzi
5. Ficha hisia kwa wengine na onesha nguvu
6. Achia huruma kwa wanawake na watoto
7. Lia

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Zipo zimejaa tele #JustFit

Kwenye hii dunia huwezi kumridhisha kila mtu,

Walimchukia Magufuli licha ya kufanya mambo makubwa,

Ndio maana hutakiwi kufanya vitu kuridhisha watu kwa sababu watakuchukia tu,

Fanya kitu kinachokupa furaha,

Hii dunia tunakuja na kusepa.

Hali ya hewa inatengenezwa na kompyuta tu