“I would like to speak with your manager please.”

“I swear to Cod, if that plankton forecast isn’t on my desk by end of play, you’re fucking fired Mike!”

#CrapTaxidermy

Senator Babet What Senator Babet tweeted in 2023

Huw Edwards’ resignation signals start of search for BBC News at Ten presenter theguardian.com/media/2024/apr…

If you are familiar with Noofie Plaza in Northcote, you will know about the multiple Coles supermarkets, but you may not know about the cars that have been parked there for a decade or longer. And now you do. brisbanetimes.com.au/national/victo…

#BREAKING

It's worth considering people block Megyn to not see her moronic posts.

Twitter friends, please join me in prayer for long-term sex pest Greg, who I have just diagnosed with bubonic plague

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If the Coalition wins the next election with this ridiculous policy, you can bet there will be a lot of NIMBY Coalition MPs. smh.com.au/politics/feder…

Today at work I am going to give my residents a show and tell about my recent holiday to the UK. There are photos of the Tower of London, the Roman Baths and Bath Abbey and I am very much looking forward to having a captive audience of old people to talk to about Depeche Mode.

Just had an explosion of colorful aurora here in my backyard in Fairbanks! Magical.

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I put my back out dancing on a podium in a faux fur Dalmatian print A-line skirt.

'Nicole's having an affair with Chook. Muriel saw them fucking in the laundry room on your wedding day. Stick your drink up your arse, Tania. I'd rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you. Oh, by the way... I'm not alone. I'm with Muriel.'

If nothing else told you she's getting her talking points from the Kremlin then this should. Why does a random Republican politician care about Transcarpathia??

Speaking of fraud, Rishi could probably ask his wife to pay tax.

Statement about the Lee Judgement. 🙏

#OnThisDay 1964: A major power cut across parts of London meant that the launch of new channel BBC Two didn't go quite as planned. Gerald Priestland bravely took to the air, reading a news bulletin from the BBC Two studio - the only programme broadcast on the channel that day.