The essentials

❌ I’m going on a trip in 2 days

✅ Tomorrow I can say I’m going on a trip tomorrow

This is worse than just getting the notifications here ??

Haircut day

I forgot that one time I ordered soup online

More golf courses being washed into the sea content in 2023 please

I miss zooming in on pics that had tiny little text that said like “have a nice day”

Shoutout to the tall king, the short king, the

Happy finding a crusty snotty kleenex from last year in your winter jacket to all who celebrate!

After a hard day I always make sure to take my extra strength cheese

When I get a dog I won’t use “shake a paw” but will use “let’s make a deal”

Cereal that advertises reduced sugar is actually my cue to add more sugar

Got them 🟢
If I’m following correctly, I just take my shirt off and post??

I need a new sauce

“Watch till the end!!” 🙄

Why don’t long-distance busses have the equivalent of a flight attendant? I want some juice