Finish this sentence with the first thing that's to hand on your right hand side right now:

'Thank goodness, I could never have completed my task if it weren't for _________.'

Lasagne is just Bolognese cake.

Prove me wrong.

Under its new ownership, Twitter is almost completely useless now.

Who would have guessed?

cleaning out my dead dads house today & just found a penis pump, how is everyone else’s day going

Finally! He's realised it's all over for him. #ByeByeBoris

From 1961 - The motorized skates would use very little gasoline (back when gas was 31 cents a gallon) and only required that you wear a gas tank on your back. Of course, this was also during the time when smoking while driving was cool!

I wonder why this never caught on. 🤔

Happy Winter Solstice everyone!

(Well, everyone who can see Polaris that is...)

You couldn't make it up if you tried.

Lovely. 😊

Yes.

Learn how to draw Muhammad...

How it started vs how it's going

Isabel Oakeshott - 'I was working as a racist in a cocktail bar, when I met you'

Thanks to transport sec Grant Shapps, British Rail have spent fifty grand getting someone to recolour their old logo in hues of green.

The original designer of the logo, Gerry Barney, described the makeover as a “load of old bollocks”.

I couldn't have put it better myself.

Is it even possible to correct this illiterate, ignorant ídíot's many, MANY mistakes in a single tweet?

Don't Christians just sound so loving?

I've been insulted, slandered, and blocked by people over three days for being neutral apparently.

Oh how much better this world would be worth less hate in it.

But even that concept is hated apparently.....

This is horrific. What sad news. Is this a result of the storm that hot the South west coast?

It's traveled all the way across and still caused this???

It's just terrible. 😟