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Matt Ortile

@ortile

or-TEE-lay 🇵🇭 Author of THE GROOM WILL KEEP HIS NAME. Editor for print and digital @cntraveler. As seen in @esquire, @catapultstory, @buzzfeednews, etc.

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Ranch Devereaux(@theJacko) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’ll always be this for me, not only for Elle realizing she got her (especially with her little snappy shoulder shimmy confidence walk), but how Chutney realizes she’s caught, and then everyone else - especially the judge’s - OMG

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Esther Zuckerman(@ezwrites) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Globby is gay because he's in bed with another glob. If he were straight he would be in bed with a human woman.'

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Jarett Wieselman(@JarettSays) 's Twitter Profile Photo

what even is jumanji to you lady? because it sounds like you think jumanji is going INTO jumanji but in jumanji jumanji comes out.

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Meech(@MediumSizeMeech) 's Twitter Profile Photo

DO Y’ALL SEE THE LITTLE STREAKS OF GREY AT JONATHAN BAILEY’S TEMPLES?!?!???? He’s transforming into a salt and pepper prince right before our eyes

DO Y’ALL SEE THE LITTLE STREAKS OF GREY AT JONATHAN BAILEY’S TEMPLES?!?!???? He’s transforming into a salt and pepper prince right before our eyes
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Q for you all: we know folks who are the “i can fix him/her/them” types when it comes to dating; do you think there’s such a thing as “i can *solve* him/her/them” ??

like, those who get off on “figuring out” another person? & once they make their delulu diagnosis, lose interest?

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Meech(@MediumSizeMeech) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The fact that Dakota and Elle Fanning are actually super close warms my heart. Two sisters, both alike in dignity, no jealousy in the dancery, just vibing

The fact that Dakota and Elle Fanning are actually super close warms my heart. Two sisters, both alike in dignity, no jealousy in the dancery, just vibing
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