reading this and suddenly realizing that the survey ranks new york so low because it is not possible to walk to the statue of liberty

I may have referred to whichever rabbi first pointed out the use of the singular “frog” at the very start of the plague as opposed to the plural in every other instance then proposed the one giant frog as “The Diogenes of Judaism”

just learned there’s a Jewish interpretation of Passover where the plague of Frogs was started by a single frog kaiju that shot smaller frogs from its mouth every time it got hit and nothing has made me want to convert more

I think I win this! I had a rapper with millions of followers not pay me $1000 for work I did for him , and after I called him out for it he paid someone $200 to photoshop my head on a dogs body💀💀

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schnitzel is a piece of meat pounded flat, so weiner schnitzel is

cannot wrap my mind around how someone can fuck up understanding 4’33” like this and be a university professor

If all housing in new york was luxury hosting, it would be abandoned pretty quickly because none of the people who keep the infrastructure of the city functional would be able to live in it anymore. Or a bottle of water would cost $35 at the bodega.

we always tell people they can just stop taking hrt, but that's only really true if the process of getting on it is easy in the first place: if it takes ten years to get on, stopping comes with the fear of not being able to start again.

growing up in smallish white towns the south you get a lot of weird advice about what the non-oppressive way to interact with various minorities is from people who've never met any and are just unknowingly repeating stuff from conservative comedy acts and anxious speculation

shonen protagonist: I can't... hold all this milk...
shonen protagonist's group of friends: [smile and step forward} twitter.com/cursedimages/s…

me a decade ago: I don't want to look like I'm trying to look straight and get pulled into straight guy pissing contest bullshit
me now: if I try to look straight I will only look more gay and gay people think that's hot

everyone who posts shit like this can remember the names of kids from school who died