My apartment says we’ve used 4000 liters of diesel in 16 days 😑

Adults sometimes regulate themselves less than children if we are keeping it a buck. Many are overgrown babies with unhealed childhood traumas unleashed on the rest of us. On this app alone we see men calling women all the bitches because Jessica refused their 3rd grade crush.

Some of you people are such irritating adults, but you think kids are the problem.

Not wanting kids or choosing to be childfree is different from constantly bleating about how much you hate children.

This is why you have to be extra protective of your children. Too many weirdos interacting with and villainizing the most vulnerable members of society.

Who has convinced women that permanent lipstick lipliner thing is nice?

Genuinely don’t know why I keep getting deliveroo ads. And exactly what am I meant to do with this huh?

i’m chosen like a mf & i need to stop running from that responsibility.

You will never find resolution with people who can't and won't see the problem to begin with, so sometimes its better to cut your losses and move on.

Whats number 3 then?

This made me feel all kinds of things. I hope life works out for her and all the lines fall in pleasant places.

Thinking this might be my last year living in Lagos. I’ve tried.

Hausa/ Kanuri

I wish we had real dermatologists here. These ones don’t examine you for 5 mins before they start throwing all kinds of super steroids at you. No skin biopsy, no deep investigations, same crap rinse & repeat every year, zero results.

Beyoncé’s power is crazy.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gotta try something new if you want different results.

Oh kan kan!