A lesson in choosing technology, feat Bob Dylan, Grand Wizzard Theodore, and Glenn Gould open.substack.com/pub/virginiahe…

A Giving Tree stump, but with pain-sponge functionality

Wait is there a supposedly fun piece I’ll never read again that I’m somehow supposed to read?

It is now criminal in AZ to deprive a man of paying $233,610 in 0-17 child support for each unlucky ejaculation

There’s never been a piece about Steve Bannon that doesn’t start this way. Curtains drawn, that damn townhouse, the creepy collab between Bannon and trad media

It’s the 20s answer to “Cameron Diaz picked thoughtfully at her arugula.”

If the apocaclipse is like the trafficapolyse I’m gonna be disappointed

All the Candidate’s Quacks: the shady doctors around Donald Trump

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Motion to start using the galactic and topical word of poetry “eclipse” in place of that terrible clunker from card games and tfg to mean “best.” As in: “Biden eclipses Trump.”

MAGA is not a legitimate response to inflation, unemployment, income inequality, or any economic reality whatsoever. And it never has been.

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Trump-and-dump poll never lies

QUAKING IN ULSTER COUNTY