Chris Paul finally figured out how to beat the Warriors in the playoffs.

I wanna take you for a dive

Barkley: Goku coached a 12 year old into beating Cell and his kids

Kenny: he didn’t even want to play

Barkley: we are not evaluating the man on his ability to be a father

Shaq: he gave Cell a senzu bean, Chuck

Barkley: AND GOHAN STILL BEAT HIM

every linkedin post is a cry for help. even the celebratory ones

Ending #TDX24 the only way I know how to: having a beer by myself, staring off into the middle distance. Tears rolling down my face silently while Yeah Yeah Yeahs' Maps is on loop.

I will gladly take 'the most energetic Salesforce presentation I have ever seen' compliments I got

Gladly take. Not even humbly.

#TDX24

S tier #TDX24 moment is having someone intro me as 'I know Paolo because he was yelling about Taylor Swift at me'

I either just finished or was about to wipe sweat off me

Amazing session!! Best 20 min at #TDX24 !!!

This was three hours ago and I'm still trying to come down

Energy. Energy. Energy. Ploymetics. And sweat.

Out here trying to be a Eurobeat song in Salesforce presentation form.

Don't have anything deep to say yet beyond 'this was such a blast to do'

#TDX24