found this pic in an old box

today in job application disasters a remote senior position has turned out to be a non-remote entry level role. what is *wrong* with you people

even the home office 'only' charges £2.74 per query

Uhhh... do they know

i don't want to alarm anyone but i can't find my colander

pre-op assessment for the hernia op in June and the nurse had to take my blood pressure 4 times because it wasn't picking anything up. I am become dracula

Music video I was hired to 'rescue edit.' Sole camera setup was dollying in and out of the singer on stage.

On a call with the client they said, 'It would be cool to turn the camera and see the audience he's singing to.'

I said 'that would be cool, but you didn't shoot that.'

i’m going to walk into a lake

imagine your logo change being so bad it compromises *other people's* UX

if you block a paid ad on mobile, you get a full screen popup asking to go premium. the 'maybe later' button has never worked and the only way to escape the popup is a page refresh. I was curious about the 'upgrade' button: sure enough, that works first time

'please make sure your phones are on silent at this time'

my phone has been on silent for the last 10 years, if it makes a noise I smash it against the pavement

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

my favourite weird game thing (i forget the title) is the one where all the trees vanished and the reason was because the dev's license for the assets expired, so to get them back you had to change the date on your PC to before the license expiration date

'defended by the government as 'a key part of our plan to reduce overall migration levels'

by about 3% annually, which they never seem to mention