strands is the alpha NYT game

New York is a place where everyday you wake up, you could experience everything from three adults and a baby named Rochbert “Rocco” Ozymandias Wolverine living in a one bedroom in Carroll Gardens, to a person who’s celebrating a new business that’s open

it should be illegal to unfollow me specifically

made a new friend at the taco line

this is Twitter’s trending news section, powered by Elon Musk’s Grok AI. it pulled in a bunch of joke tweets about this and is treating it as if it’s a real news story

‘path of totality’ would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

🎧🔊@LeoLaporte, @JeffJarvis & @ParisMartineau discuss on #TWiG : Is social media sparking a teen mental health crisis? Google's Incognito suit, Yahoo acquiring ARTIFACT, @Amazon's tech shift, & AI in fast food. Download here: twit.tv/twig/762

ohhhhh my god u wrote an anonymous lukewarm take for someone else's substack? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?should we invite bari weiss

it’s very important to be as close to the meats as possible

Come for the OnlyFans negotiations, or the unusual Saudi Arabian wire transfers, stay for the legal advice scramble after Cuba sanctions breaches and 'LLC University'

Gonna start sending this quote—from Jamie Dimon of all people—to anyone I hear using the phrase 'hit piece' from now on

(credit: Carrie Sun's excellent memoir, Private Equity)

my worst trait is i 100% believe that i could survive a bridge collapse

every day we inch closer a 30 rock reality