Using the power of Grok AI to make my LinkedIn-ass posts on here even more annoying

A LOT of comics need to watch and absorb this part of the conan hot ones

*extremely snug as a bug voice* Folks,

“I’m gonna get another one, you need anything? “Uh yeah grab me a BRĒZ”

They said, 'You're using too much PTO.' I said we have unlimited PTO. They said, 'It's affecting your performance.' I said -- and it's actually very smart what I said, I told them, 'I didn't write the policy. It's your policy.'

this can't be the pug of the week. he's ruining the cement???

keep honking i'm crying in here

(5 minutes into survival situation) we should turn on each other

It was a poster but still

SHURP….... 0️⃣

Can we not turn 90-whatever year old Gene Hackman, running errands after decades out of the spotlight, into a paparazzi target/meme

It’s funny that the porno reply bots are comfortable enough to drop the keyword-avoidance styling and just say “Hey man I’m naked over here now.”

Just saw a video (won’t reshare it here, too scary) of the Joker laughing, even though it’s raining. What is with this guy

???

Before you watch this clip, I urge you, I BEG you: please try to imagine the wrongest way possible to pronounce “tzatziki” first, because all of your hair will be blown off your head

what your favorite bagel says about you

*extremely just wants the TRUTH voice* Folks,