Baby turtle reacts to a wash

'Cut the head off a snake, the body dies'

'I mean, yeah... but are there animals where that's not true.'

You have my vote

Genuinely surprised to discover that not all Custodes are ladies. Some wild stuff coming out of GW this week.

Christ

Guy who is about to make you an offer:

Him: “Are you wearing the…”

Me: “ The ‘Buy A Man Eat Fish He Day Teach Fish Man To A Lifetime’ shirt? Yeah. I am.”

Thank you nona for making the greatest shirt known to man

The new hate crime bill is a gift, it's generated absolute gold like this woman who won't come here for a pizza incase she accidentally hate crimes during dessert. I need more.

I had a lovely time playing enginopoly tonight. #SpecificRim

TONIGHT! ENTROPOLY SEMI-FINAL 3!
(There are three semi-finals because there are one-and-a-half finals.)
✅ Wilf, off of The Traitors
☑️ Sam See ⑅ 🇸🇬🏳️‍🌈
🕷️ Paul Foxcroft
❌ (Apologies from Maddy Smedley who's having a nightmare and so has to withdraw)

7:30, twitch.tv/spadgershat

Hard to put into words the feeling of seeing the Gate Crushers, my series of LGBT Pride inspired space marine, in the pages of White Dwarf.

It's kinda surreal, ngl.

Thus has made me very happy.

Sobering….🙁 Equity BBC Arts

It's a hard 'Yup' from me. Especially when you see the swarm of dickheads in the comments.

Representation matters.

Who up playing with they worm?

Twitter locked me out for a day or so, and i didn't see this!

What a wonderful list of brilliant folks to be part of.

And, if I may, a brilliant/nightmare team for Jess “lil guy” Jewell 🤍 to GM for.

Happy International Game Master’s day!

To some of the greatest storytellers I’ve had the privilege of playing at the tables of:

Paul Foxcroft Jordan Moore What Am I Rolling? Podcast 🎙🎧 🎲 Charitieslady Mark Meer Mark aka Sherlock Hulmes

Thank you for the stories that have helped make me who I am ♥️

>Ailing King in need of potions to save his life
>Wicked prince suspected of killing wife
>Simple prince in exile across the sea
>Realm administered by an evil gnome

Britain is just dnd

Mumsnet is NOT okay