Imagine kulipa thao saba alafu ukifika huko grandchildren wa collaborators wanakuuliza, 'So, who was your granddad?'

Na umevaa njumu za 700bob.

I don't know what he's talking about because I didn't watch the video. I'm just here to say DON'T make videos while driving.

This isn't a yatch. It's more of a boat but just for purposes of astral projection it's a vessel that operates on water

This nonsense almost got me ‘outed’ by someone I used to respect, and was hoping to work with long term.

Chased payments for over a year.

The Supreme Being and the ancestors watched over me in this one.

I pray you get paid, STAKABADDIE, and I pray we get better clients.

Always.

On a normal day, much as ''tell me about yourself'' sounds like an easy ask, it certainly doesn't top the list of favorite questions folks like being asked. Now imagine being at a dinner table as #AStrangerInStPaulsDeVence , being asked this simple yet complex question. kiprop kimutai…

Kutoka home hadi car wash - 1hr (minus traffic)
engine ipoe - 1hr 15mins
Kusalimia waoshaji na waoshewa - 1hr
Kuweka sensitive belongings away - 30mins
Kuonyeshana cut out - 15mins
Kuoshewa gari - 2hrs (size ya demio)
Kadudu kakauke - 1hr
Byes - 30mins
Kurudi - 1hr

=8hr 30min

Shot some really dope visuals with Wanderer| Influenced(our romcom) out now and I can't wait for them to come out.

Guys... akiii

Hii dunia hakuna watu roho safi kama WaIslamu.

Amandeep Jagde Canadian no… Canindian yes

Final close 🍾🥳

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Makangas right now...

Some new visuals soon off We Cut Keys 2.

Mans was so sure he was coming out, he was in there planning events.

Ata 24 hours hazijaisha!

I am Pau. This is my Art.

[Check my pinned tweet too.]

This is so embarrassing.
It was a simple question.
But kiburi inapenda watu kama hawa.

Off all dennis ombachi OLY‘s comeback, ule boys hana masikio was the funniest.

All the time all the time Luo men. Oromo natosa.

Probably the first five years of a politician should be paid as an intern.