The Irish gene pool makes men who look a bit like lesbian aunts. Not a judgement, just an observation.

Where's Zayn? WHERE'S ZAYN? *bangs fist on table* WHERE IS ZAYN??? WHERE IS ZAYN??? WHERE IS ZAYN???

this diva

me talking to people who think they know anything about psychology:

and until then I can confirm from personal experience that he WILL be talking about it

well well well, look who’s extended due to popular demand!!!! (🤯😭) waitlist folks had first dibs so there are only about 40 seats left but they’re all still pay-what-you-wish!!! these performers are UNREAL, come treat yourself!! eventbrite.com/e/prodigy-enco…

McDonald’s when they steal my data and learn I like hamburgers

which annoying gay is going to go to a Halloween party as the four seasons Orlando baby?

Meeee

Generational poster

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
PROFESSOR Joel Le Forestier is at Pieces

in a surprise to absolutely no one: it’s bad

this is so sad omg

why is the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks”??? there are already peanuts INSIDE the cracker jacks…. big and greedy….

30 years of walking around with a screwdriver in my diaper finally paid off 🤩

the woman in the back is an evil witch who has been controlling her this whole time omg jojo…