I predict that this will cost Ten Hag his job.

🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉

Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them.

In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their

A well articulated (and non racist) argument for clamping down on immigration.

To the sensible amongst us, it’s patently obvious why we need to control our borders properly.

Sadly though, this will go right over the heads of the liberal left.

Let's interrogate this shall we?

'The weird thing about the far right is they seem to have an idealised view of our country in the past, but hate the country we are today'.

Firstly, who is the far right? In this context we can assume it's pretty much anyone who objects to mass

I loathe Diane Abbott.

I can’t stand Jeremy Hunt.

I despise Rishi Sunak.

I think Nadhim Zahawi is a disgraceful human being.

Zarah Sultana has the IQ of a rainbow trout.

Humza Yousaf needs to get in the sea.

Angela Rayner is a foul mouthed trollop who demeans her

#FACT

To the people who want Scottish Independence, abolishing the monarchy, etc etc:

You do realise if you get your wish, your life will not improve one iota. You will just have one less thing to blame!

I bet you wish you’d paid more attention in class now. I know I do. 🤣🤣🤣

Looking on the bright side of the Budget:

At least Brits will now have something to climb up, let off fireworks from, build a stage next to, 'decorate' with slogans & march past each Saturday.

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In the past year we've increasingly seen courts pass politically-convenient verdicts, police not upholding the law to protect us and politicians reinventing the rules whenever it suits.
If it were a race to the bottom for a decent, functioning democracy, it's nearly finished! 😬

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“My Labour government will always value the pound in your pocket.”

Yes. But only because you’ve got your beady eye on it. 🤷‍♂️

If parents don’t like their child’s school policies, surely they are free to find another school?

In my opinion this is yet another deliberate attempt to undermine British values and our way of life.

This really pisses me off.

“driven by human-caused climate change”

Rein it in, BBC, you’re scaring the children!

“EU scientists confirm” is MSM speak for “the big business propaganda machine confirms”.

What have you got to say about this ZA393 ? 🤔

It’s the most compelling argument, I’ve heard so far. 🤣🤣

A lesson in socialism! a must watch.

I note Marcus Rashford has gone ginger.

Cultural appropriation, or got some bleach mixed in with his shampoo? 🤔

The real reason we evacuate women and children first and any emergency situation. 👇

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As the only one in my friendship group who's single and without kids, I know what it's like to feel lonely.

I live alone and I'm a seasoned lone traveller, solitary cafe go-er and solo diner.

Here's 10 things I remind myself to do on those days when I'm feeling isolated.

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