Look what that money make a bitch do

Everone on this app needs to see this 🙄

yes

close enough!

“i was born in the wrong generation!” not me, if i couldn’t google a restaurant menu days in advance then i would die

no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 superstore was actually so funny 😭

not knowing the words to 31 taylor swift songs is really stressing me out

SO LONG, LONDON ??? THE LYRICS?? GOT ?? LEAKED??????

I love when people say “Taylor Swift is for people who have never gotten over anything in their life” and they mean it as an insult.

Because it’s not an insult. It’s true. I have in fact never gotten over anything in my life. I can hold grudges forever. And I will.

Joe Wicks saying Autism/ADHD is caused by “eating junk food” is actually vile😅 imagine a PE teacher thinking he has significant education on neurological issues/neurodivergence - stick to doing your jumping jacks in the living room pal

man I’m so glad I’m not scared of dogs. It must suck so much. If people were putting their spiders on leads and walking them around the tube and into pubs and hopping them onto their lap on the bus I would simply lie down and die of fright

whatever lol (in fucking tears)

au contraire if I don’t see 9 pics of the gorgeous little coffees my mates have been drinking this past month i’ll put my foot through a window

Alexa play the smallest man who ever lived

friend just got engaged and the text came through at the exact moment i was typing ‘watch horrible histories online free’ into google. oh how i love being in my 20s

Dear London, Just saw new show called Mind Mangler. Sublime. Slapped own thigh and those of immediate neighbours with laughter. Go. Love, Hugh.

Long Live The Baddest!!!

studied film for 4 years, racked up £60k+ of debt, got a first class degree & masters in it so i am clearly the expert voice on all things film and i do believe my latest watching activity really shows that 🥰🥰🥰

nah, i feel like this is a very valid argument.