If your ex won’t cuck you, I will ….

Rest your head on my lap with your mouth open, then watch me spit into it. That’s the kind of intimacy you crave.

Similar to my other one 🥹

Scousers can kiss my...

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🙉

Some of you have d*cks smaller than my big toe and I think that’s quite sad

Men make perfect footstools

give me your card details I want to book some more holidays.

Maybe it’s time to trigger some beta relapses….

would LOVE a public cashmeet in a busy irish pub today…imagine how many drunk people will laugh at you with me.

Imagine how good it tastes🥰

🤍

hotter than your wife.