Not going to see the fall guy. Nothing against Ryan Gosling but I saw the trailer too much and I feel like I saw it already

Looks like the Dallas Fakes flew into Vegas rather than the Dallas Stars

*seductive voice* Any beautiful women want to see Star Wars episode 1 with me tomorrow?

What this mean

Can’t make it to improv practice this week. I’m mummified and trapped in a milking machine

miku is her biggest fan 💙🩷

30 seconds of hell

at the Furiosa premiere and my seat is right behind anya taylor joy FML!!!!!!!

fujoshi mantis making fly yaoi

really cool how these pages that come up on my feed mistake the Holocaust for a comic book reference

Praying for my Vancouver friends tonight 🙏. Either they win tonight or they escape the post game riot carnage safely

Me thinking about doing cardio vs me deciding to skip cardio

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*trying to impress girls at the club* I own the Oinker. It’s in my garage

@pissgoblin and I have very normal thoughts on toys

Sorry preternia, not on you, but who is still buying this shit?

Who are these fucking guys still buying clone trooper toys. Y’all gotta stop

if you die, get your ashes stored in ceramic dog vessel. looks like dog ash, throws off ash hunters.