Dave (@pittdave13 )

Dave

Bio ME? What the hell is wrong with YOU? 𓅃
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Account created 26-08-2016 00:17:29
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iPhone : My daughter had a spider in her room but she lost it, and now she wants to move. I told her to stop being dramatic and she would probably just swallow it tonight so nbd

iPhone : DOCTOR: Have you been exercising for 30 minutes a day?
ME: Yes. I do The Robot to annoy my kids.
DOCTOR: That’s not...
ME: TECHNOBOT CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER HIS SICK MOVES, DOC!

iPhone : He was a competitive shooter. She flung clay pigeons. Will their love be on target? This fall on the Hallmark Channel: Skeet-Cute