yay or neigh?

Love when people order two large pizzas thinking they can eat it all by themselves, it’s a beautiful thing to have that much hope.

Total Eclipse of the Hut Safety Tip: Hold a medium 1-topping pie in front of your face for the duration of the eclipse. Consume pizza now imbued with the power of the moon & stars immediately after

Hello sharks I am seeking an investment of 12 dollars so I can get the any pizza deal for dinner tonight

Folding fitted sheets: scientifically impossible, frowned upon​
Folding pizza slices: gets the perfect bite, highly encouraged

answering emails at 6 am on a Monday… maybe I’m the April Fool

and for our act ii we will be turning all of our Huts into Cowboy Huts

When the tracklist has 27 songs

The category was the best things in life are free

You can’t fix people but you can fix yourself a nice plate of pizza and wings and that’s something at least

According to legend, the only thing better than pizza right now is free pizza for now and later. Find out if true by getting a free large 1-topping pizza for later when you order through Hut Rewards on the Pizza Hut app, now through 3/30​

Terms & Exclusions apply, of course.

Our Big New Yorker Pizza is like a regular pizza if it had a fluffy parmesan oregano crust and was also BIGGER, and therefore, according to science and the laws of physics, better.

Thought you guys might want to know the answer is yes

Magic doesn’t exist—unless you consider buying a pizza and getting another pizza for free to be magic, then I guess it does.

Legend has it, whoever gets the cheese from the cheese pull gets their greatest wish granted. Big New Yorker Pizza Bagels with the Yeastie Boys coming to NY + LA on 3/22

Snubbed again despite our incredible performance in pretending to like pineapple on pizza

Society would FLOURISH if we abolished daylight savings time and brought back the buffet but unfortunately, I’m not in charge

POV: me sitting in silence with my truth