Michigan, y'all just won a national title. Let us have Davis.

Liam, on a daily basis, reading my tweets:

I call for the next customer in line.

This guy approaches my till, takes one look at me, then points to a female cashier stationed to my right and says to my face: 'I'm going to her. She's prettier.'

Exhausted and in such a bad mood right now.

Excited for the new opportunity! Thanks to Mark Pope ! Lets go BBN!

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Getting hit from behind while waiting to turn left at an intersection. Not only did I feel shaken up, but I was scared my folks would think it was my fault.

October 14, 2015 is a close second.

How to never hit a red light:

Tell yourself you'll do something (e.g. take a sip of your beverage) at the next red light.

You won't hit a red light your entire trip.

Seems to always work for me

Take that damn Laurier sweater off. You don't deserve to wear it if this is what you're up to.

May the universe conspire in your favor.

Mark Pope has had his job for 12 days and already understands what he needs to do... and is actually out doing it.

Imagine that.

Wait, Mark Pope actually went out and GOT a player that he wanted? And now that player is on the team?

You can do that?

[mind blown!]

Oh, look, it's Mark Pope actually GETTING someone he wants for his staff. What a concept!

Any way I can find that fan who yelled 'is this the gold standard?' at Cal... I need their inspiration...