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Carpenter Girl

@pmnorm

Oilers, Craft beer, wine, family & friends. I live in the best city and province in the world

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calendar_today13-12-2010 17:09:18

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Dearest Oiler fans

Please remember karma is a bitch when deciding to 💩on others' team's woes. We've been there many times

Keep cheering on our Oilers for some exciting playoff hockey

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There is no shame in construction. I went into the bathroom and I thought the girl in there was having a medical episode. I asked if she was okay. All good. Her underwear was inside out and she was trying to get her pants off. I can't stop laughing 😂🤣

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Helmet Fit 101 🧠

1️⃣ Check helmet placement, no more than two fingers above the eyebrow

2️⃣ Ensure there is no uneven pressure along the top or around the head

3️⃣ Make sure the chin strap is securely in place, with again no more than a couple fingers gap below your chin

Helmet Fit 101 🧠 1️⃣ Check helmet placement, no more than two fingers above the eyebrow 2️⃣ Ensure there is no uneven pressure along the top or around the head 3️⃣ Make sure the chin strap is securely in place, with again no more than a couple fingers gap below your chin
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As kids you tease people when you like the other person. In construction, it's the universal wave 🖕🏻. Thanks, Dustin for all the laughs

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Shitty weather and I thought my neighbour was shovelling my driveway as my surveillance was going off. Nope! Guess who's getting new eaves when they are at the wrong house

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There's a time and place for everything but doing your back stretches on the floor in the lunchroom is not one of them. Get the eff up🙄

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Alberta trades groups. Where do you get your pants, boots, etc
USA trades group, where do you get your holster for your pew, pew 🔫
Jaysus

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I worked with a guy I've known since 2021. Twice a day he eats 1 ham and cheese bun and several chips ahoy cookies. He is doing his part and keeping the pork industry and Christie's alive

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Dear Mother Nature. A lot of thought went into this decision and today I'm not wearing long johns. Please be kind 🙏🏻

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Cleaning up in the kitchen and caught a chill. Dear lord, please let me not be sick again. Crisis diverted, kitchen windows were opened today to let the sunshine in 😎☀️🌞🙂

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My parents bought this purse 30+ years ago for me at Yellowstone Park. I've struck it rich by the looks of it

My parents bought this purse 30+ years ago for me at Yellowstone Park. I've struck it rich by the looks of it
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