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pat regan

@poregan

i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate. I have a gay voice, and that’s OK! it’s beautiful, even.

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calendar_today09-10-2008 02:49:00

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If im ever lost in a submersive i hereby give everyone on the internet permission to have levity about it

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Either i am the only person who goes to my dog park who doesnt have a personality disorder or i am the only person who goes to my dog park who has a personality disorder

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I think the most beautiful sentence in the english language is “This is a WORK trip for me, so i really hope the ladies are on their best behavior”

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Cant explain it but still think the worst boyfriend on VPR is that one kristen had after james who was a stay at home boyfriend while she was a t shirt entrepreneur

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Whenever im stressed about money i remember how in the craft fairuza balk’s mom won like 76K and bought a new house and a car and a new wardrobe and reflect about how u can rlly stretch a dollar

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*real housewife to another real housewife that she hates more than anyone she’s ever met*

“I do want to put this in the past bc i feel like we can have a really amazing friendship”

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I think if a straight guy is younger than me then he should be like MUCH younger than me. Like if im 34 and i meet you and your a straight man, you shouldn’t be 31. If we’re around the same age you should be like 36ish. Like… what story are we telling?

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Drag ISNT dangerous but also the second episode of every season one of the dolls does need to leave to have their ACL completely reconstructed from scratch and we need to hold both of those things at once

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We are devastated to not be with our incredible crew and cast right now, but there was no other option here. Writing happens at every stage of the process - production and post included. It’s what makes shows and movies good. It’s what makes them possible.

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