iPhone : Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds Or a deer chew your bike Hide big wheels from gators They know what they like Geese love to rub rowboats Ducks will tickle your van Rabbits snuggle with tractors Whenever they can Squirrels smooch skateboards If a door’s left ajar And whatever you do
iPhone : My favorite cut of beef? Definitely freezer beef. That’s the weird piece of beef you’ve been keeping in a ziplock bag in the freezer. You didn’t bother labeling it. “I’ll remember what type of beef this is” you lied to yourself. It usually ends up in the crockpot.