Eternal Samnation
@portmanteauface
Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
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https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3A%40portmanteauface%20exclude%3Areplies&src=typed_query&f=live 19-01-2019 01:43:45
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@UncleDuke1969
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@Bob_Janke
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@RodLacroix
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@WetMascara
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@WilliamAder
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@FredTaming
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@DanRegan_Comedy
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@ATRightMovies
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@BlastZonePod
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@VeryBadLlama
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@bellabebusy
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@BellaBeBeaching
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@michimama75
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@defenestratetj
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@NikiMarinis
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@terrip38
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@1DCPhoto
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@PhilipJFried
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@samerealwoman
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@BulgarianSaw
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@imcuriouscoyote
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@foolishbran
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@gullyvuhr
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@DanimalSurly
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@crashtestdrummy
You know, that goofy I.T. drummer dude with the beard. Brought to you by bourbon, beards, and the Oxford Comma.jlestos
@jlestos
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@BRI4NFELIX
EMS RN. wannabe comedian.Dan Cerinthedark
@ETbeeegood
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@Mell0wDem0n
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@Grabnpuss
Grumpy Drunk 🍻
@grumpy_drunk
2X captain of my middle school drinking team. Tag me (@grumpy_drunk) in your drunk tweets. I’ll follow you back, otherwise I’m just drunk and lost. 🍻🔸onedersum🔸
@sumdersum1
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@CiaraMF_
Ciara (she/her). morally bankrupt but politically left. all opinions are my own.adam
@burgerkrang
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@bankofskol2
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@SmudgeHenderson
Smudge Henderson doesn’t write a bio.RAM ROD
@thatsmelltho
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@iamMermandy
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@JabberwockySR
I used to be Steve. Oh well, had a good run.short zen films
@shortzenfilms
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@fuckyouiquit
The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.Julie (The Texan Minnesotan)
@juliepafoofnic
Just trying to find my way to an artful life. All dogs and Muppets are my friends. Black and brown lives MATTER, and love knows no gender.❤️🧡💛💚💙💜