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Lex 👹

@postlexical

an adorable teddy bear

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Would any heterosexual men like to be my friend. I promise I will not pine after you for decades, repeatedly writing and burning long letters confessing my feelings

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Being an American “Sinologist” has got to be the easiest job in the world. You can just make up complete lies and fabrications about China and get paid six figures to do so

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SRA is obviously a joke but it’s always funny to see online ultra’s ideal organizing plans. How’s that “grassroots democratic centralism” working for you man? Managed to break double digits membership yet?

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Took me longer than I would have liked but finally got aotc and all level 20 timed m+ dungeons for the season

Took me longer than I would have liked but finally got aotc and all level 20 timed m+ dungeons for the season
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If you see this tweet, you have to mention one of your favorite paintings.

“Undressing orc,” by XxRimxX🔞

If you see this tweet, you have to mention one of your favorite paintings. “Undressing orc,” by XxRimxX🔞
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The invention of records and replayability has destroyed music. You should only be able to hear a song if someone nearby is performing it

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That “brock purdy” fellow may not be very good at football but damn if he doesn’t have the adorable face of a developmentally disabled golden retriever. I could treat him so right

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Banned from Grindr for telling too many hot guys “You’ll be the first against the wall when we begin The Terror”

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I could never be one of those Grinches for hire because I would forget you’re supposed to let the kids win and throw one by the ankles through a window

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