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Funny Quote of the Day: 'I am at heart a gentleman.' - Marlene Dietrich

Funny Quote of the Day: 'When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.' - Prince Philip

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Funny Quote of the Day: 'The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.' - John Maynard Keynes

Funny Quote of the Day: 'He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.' - George Eliot

Funny Quote of the Day: 'Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.' - W. C. Fields

Funny Quote of the Day: 'My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.' - Winston Churchill

Funny Quote of the Day: 'You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.' - Harry S Truman

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Funny Quote of the Day: 'Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.' - Evelyn Waugh

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Funny Quote of the Day: 'If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?' - Milton Berle

Funny Quote of the Day: 'I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.' - Bob Hope

Funny Quote of the Day: 'Life is a zoo in a jungle.' - Peter De Vries

Funny Quote of the Day: 'I can think of many reasonable excuses for needing a cocktail, but Cinco De Mayo is always a no-brainer.' - Rachel Hollis

Funny Quote of the Day: 'The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.' - Mark Russell

Funny Quote of the Day: 'Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.' - Robert Anthony

Funny Quote of the Day: 'Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.' - Timothy Leary

Funny Quote of the Day: 'The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse.' - Jackie Kennedy