What’s funny is if she wasn’t trying to put on a fucking braggadocious display, Mayorkas probably would have mentioned the circumstances of Riley’s death and prevented this gaffe

…should I?

For the love of fuck can we just make new ideas

I am thoroughly against paying for YouTube premium, but if I see that Broad City Miralax ad ONE MORE TIME I may commit heresy

PHOENIX (AP) — Arizona can enforce 1864 law criminalizing all abortions except those to save mother’s life, state Supreme Court rules.

just getting my news from the news

This. Is. Cinema. rifftrax.com/the-amazing-bu…

In other words, after 24 hours, 90 out of 100 U.S. Senators have not said anything about another country killing an American citizen

I was on vacation in Rome when this launched and I distinctly remember strolling down a piazza reading reactions to this brilliantly stupid thing we did

#TransDayOfVisibility

The Broad City Miralax commercials are KILLING ME

The games industry can be a wonderful, creative enterprise where new, industrious art is made and *ALSO* an organ grinder of churn where you log on every day only to find another friend or two has been laid off despite record profits.

Gonna be on two flights this week - what's a good Switch game I can mostly run in ~8 hours?

Yes, it is Sunday night, and I am spending it at CHURCH* the way GOD intended

*home, watching “The Raid: Redemption” in surround sound wearing my jammies

What a shockenheimer