dog who stops & sniffs everything🤝dog owner with adhd

when i wear heels i am walking down every hall in my office like it’s my runway

“Sorry, I have errands to run”

The errands:

ok fine i’ll listen to every btr song again for the hundredth time 🙄

just woke up but today seems like a great day to use my PTO irresponsibly

does anyone on this bird app own a husky and could u plz tell me if they’re good with other pets/anything about them thx 🖤🫶🏻

i hate men

the weather feels a little “play animal crossing until you’re bored of it again” lately

a year ago i had the worst car accident due to bad winter weather/ice, and on the anniversary of it happening, it’s 80 degrees and sunny out. earth is fine guys

the most convincing Hogwarts Legacy reviews that would make me consider buying the game:

just found nerd gym rats?? dudes next to me hitting a set asking each other their “viking names” ? 😭

i love sending my bf my target hauls like i’m an influencer like he won’t see all of it when he comes home anyway

cramps so bad i can’t even stand to lay in bed for a minute but yes let me go to work for 8 hours that’ll help. god bless women

my sister started her apprenticeship at her tattoo shop i can’t wait to get stabbed by her professionally now

just got 10 nuggets when it was an 8 count 🥰 happy saturday

my cat is judging you

i brought West Side Story bc they ACTUALLY needed to be educated🫶🏻

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

my adhd at the gym is awful i’m always getting distracted halfway through a set to go do the next thing 🫠